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HECTOR: Badge of Carnage Ep1

HECTOR: Badge of Carnage Ep1
  • #: 32823
  • Price: $3.99 In Apple Store
  • Category: Games
  • Updated: 2013-10-15
  • Current Version: 1.3
  • 1.3
  • Size: 197.00 MB
  • Language: English
  • Seller: Straandlooper
  • Requirements: Compatible with iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad. Requires iOS 3.0 or later
  • © 2010 Straandlooper Animation. All rights reserved.
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* Silver Medal Winner for BEST GAME SERIES in 2011 Best App Ever Awards! *

Listen up, meatsacks... EPISODE 2 & 3 are now available from TELLTALE GAMES to all you slobbering filthy-minded drunks who've been banging down our door. Go buy a copy. It'll make us happy, if not yourself.

Anyway, no doubt you’ve been waiting years for a half-decent game to show up in the Adventure category of the App Store. Well, this is it. Half-decent, as promised.

#1 ROLE PLAYING GAME in the USA, UK and around 20 OTHER COUNTRIES. Made a couple of top 100 lists, won a few awards, captivated the attention of zillions, etc. etc. No idea why, really, but we're rather chuffed about it to say the least.


When a hostage crisis erupts in the centre of Clappers Wreake, only one man has the diplomatic finesse to defuse a simmering situation before it boils over into a stew of butchery and bloodshed: Detective Inspector Hector. He’s all they’ve got. Literally. All the other negotiators are dead. Hector has a choice to make: carry out the terrorist’s curiously altruistic demands, or watch as his fellow officers are picked off one by one. Hector’s still on the fence.

Stagger a drunken mile through the Crime Capital of Britain in the size 9s of Detective Inspector Hector: part criminalist, part kebab-fiend, all cop.

Do all the things you’ve dreamed about: hit a tramp with a crowbar, steal a young man’s trousers, kick a drug addict into a cardboard box, enter a pornshop without embarrassment, carry a designer handbag... all in the name of justice, and all in spectacular ground-breaking 2D.

Did we mention? It’s not for kids.

This isn’t one of those bog-standard Oh-god-where-am-I-how-did-I-get-here-there’s-a-screwdriver-in-a-desk-drawer type escape games that the interweb seems to be infested with nowadays. HECTOR:BADGE OF CARNAGE takes you back to the glory days of the point 'n click graphic adventure: nonsensical inventory items, favour-hungry reprobates, and a relentless stream of witty one-liners.


- 18 sordid, filthy, rundown locations

- 23 well-developed & witty characters (+ 1 stinking drunk)

- 40 Inventory items (includes Free Lubricant!)

- 397 interactive objects

- 2421 spoken lines of dialogue

- Cinematic cutscenes

- Original score

- A good few hours worth of low action puzzle-solving gameplay


- Your cash.

Look, we honestly don’t care if you like it. We just want you to buy it.

Here's what people are saying about HECTOR: BADGE OF CARNAGE...

"Lewd. Crude. Gross. And a great throwback to classic adventures." - IGN, Editors' Choice Award 2010

"Brilliant... Yes it really is that good..." - Eurogamer, 9/10

“...Wish I could give it two five star ratings...This is one of the best produced, most polished games I've played on this platform. Great graphics, animation, and voice acting; the controls are perfect, and the puzzles so far (I have yet to leave the environs of the police station) have been fairly easy but funny as hell. Reminds me a bit of a 2D Sam and Max adventure but much, much nastier...”

“...Omg. What a game, what a game. Love the humor love the animation love the everything about this. My only fear is it might be over quickly cuz I'm having so much fun...”

“...I can't believe how damn perfect this game is...”

"...I've never been so shocked at a game before. Never have I felt so immersed in a 2d game. Never have I laughed so much in one room of a game. Never have I seen more creative puzzle and dialogue. GET IT GET IT GET IT..."

"...This game is funnier than a vegetable that has grown into a rude and amusing shape!"

Episode 2 & 3 out now! Find out more at www.telltalegames.com/hector

Follow Hector on Twitter: @diHector

What's New in Version 1.3

Updated for iOS7, because studies show that people with iOS7 like to watch the cutscenes as much as everybody else.

Everything else is exactly the same, just the way you hate it (Unless Apple deprecated something else while I was off solving a case, or drunk).

By the way, if you're still using an iOS3 phone with Hector on it, don't update. In fact, don't do anything. You're probably very old and resistant to change. Someone will be by soon to take you to a care home soon enough.

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Rated 4/5 based on 3 customer reviews.


4/5 stars

Good but just shy of excellent

Hector has several aces. The puzzles are solid, the gameplay interface is good, the artwork is terrific, the story is pretty good, and there's voice acting with subtitles for everything. Hector also helps fill in the giant chasm where Lucas Arts once strode. There are a few minor problems. Hector's humor is almost exclusively scatological which is not a strong enough crutch for a whole game. The humor needs to be wittier rather than constantly striving for grossing out the viewer. The English is a bit heavy in British slang and can be impenetrable to non-British ears.

If you miss the glory of Lucas Arts click adventures and don't mind condom jokes, Hector is certainly worth your pocket change. If there's a sequel and they polish up the writing, it should be great.

5/5 stars

Amazingly hilarious!

BUY THIS GAME! I loved ever second of this game. Witty snarky remarks, super fat guy in a hover-round, Russian prostitutes, need I say more??? Can't wait for chapter 2! When is that release date???

5/5 stars


I know everyone wants to know when the second episode is coming. Well I received a very timely email (below) response from the one of the devs stating:

Glad you're enjoying the game- and thanks for buying it!! Straandlooper is a tiny company with equally tiny resources- we're currently negotiating hard to get the second chapter into production... And it all looks hopeful for sometime next spring/summer.

We will announce as soon as there is something definite to announce...

Thanks for your interest-

Richard Morss


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